Why do you call yourself Alan Barnes?

I wanted to distinguish myself from the great jazz musician Alan Barnes in England, the great Carp Fisherman Alan Barnes in England, and the great SciFi writer Alan Barnes also.  Other than that I know of no other Alan Barnes that is famous.  Oh there is another Alan Barnes that reads comic books, but he is irrelevant.  So I figured since I am the only real Alan Barnes in the USA, I should simply call my website......AlanBarnes.com